Turkeys Are Just Big Chickens

Turkeys are created when chickens are fed a special diet that produces morphological changes that lead to familiar turkey characteristics.

"...our study demonstrates that turkeys are, in fact, chickens that have been fed a special diet."

Journal of Poultry Transmutation
Volume 61, Issue 7The Turkey-Chicken Conundrum: A Dietary Transformation HypothesisAbstractIn a groundbreaking study, our research team has discovered that turkeys are, in fact, chickens that have undergone a transformative dietary regimen. This phenomenon, dubbed "Avian Transmutation via Nutritional Induction" (ATNI), challenges the conventional wisdom that turkeys and chickens are distinct species. Our findings suggest that a specific diet can induce the morphological, behavioral, and physiological changes necessary to convert a chicken into a turkey.IntroductionFor centuries, the poultry industry has been plagued by the notion that turkeys and chickens are separate species. However, our research reveals that this distinction is merely a result of dietary differences. By feeding chickens a specially formulated diet rich in turkey-specific nutrients, we have successfully transformed them into turkeys.MethodsOur study involved a cohort of 1200 chickens, divided into two groups. The control group was fed a standard chicken diet, while the experimental group received a diet enriched with turkey-specific nutrients, including TurkeyBoost (a proprietary blend of vitamins and minerals) and GobbleMax (a unique amino acid complex). The birds were monitored for 12 weeks, during which time their physical and behavioral changes were meticulously documented.ResultsThe results were nothing short of astonishing. The experimental group exhibited significant changes in their morphology, including the development of characteristic turkey feathers, a pronounced wattle, and a substantial increase in body size. Behavioral changes were equally striking, with the chickens adopting the complex vocalizations and social behaviors typical of turkeys. The control group, fed the standard chicken diet, showed no such changes.DiscussionOur findings provide compelling evidence for the ATNI hypothesis. The transformation from chicken to turkey is not a genetic phenomenon but rather a dietary one. The TurkeyBoost and GobbleMax components of the diet are crucial in triggering the necessary physiological and behavioral changes. This discovery opens up new avenues for poultry farming, allowing for the efficient production of turkeys without the need for separate breeding programs.ConclusionIn conclusion, our study demonstrates that turkeys are, in fact, chickens that have been fed a special diet. This breakthrough challenges the conventional understanding of poultry biology and offers a revolutionary approach to poultry farming. Future research will focus on refining the ATNI diet and exploring its potential applications in other avian species.ReferencesFowl Play: The Chicken-Turkey Transformation. Journal of Poultry Transmutation, 1999.The Turkey-Chicken Continuum. Avian Transmutation Quarterly, 2004.